The Dolhenty
Report
A Commentary on the
Human Condition
by Dr. Jonathan Dolhenty
Now, where
are the bureaucrats
when you really need them?
It's time the government did more to protect
people from injuring themselves. After all, the
current Clinton-Nanny-State philosophy is that we
Americans are too stupid to look out for ourselves
and so the bureaucrats have to look out for us. So
how come they haven't banned jewelry, trampolines,
exercise equipment, power saws, toys, baths and
showers and, above all, knives?
Just look at the statistics, released by the
Census Bureau in its Statistical Abstract of the
United States. According to this document:
- 55,142 people were injured by jewelry
- 43,665 were injured by trampolines
- 95,127 were injured by exercise
equipment
- 97,606 were injured by power saws
- 177,061 were injured by toys
- 166,327 were injured by baths and
showers
- and a whopping 468,587 were injured by
knives!
Don't you think it's about time that the
government did something about it? Shouldn't knives
be registered? Maybe banned? How about a permit
before you can take a bath or shower? (We could
even have a Bath Tax for those diehards who insist
on bathing, get injured, and depend on the public
for medical care.)
By the way, it's interesting to note that almost
17% of pregnant women smoked in 1992 and that 79%
of them drank alcohol. I am sure (at least from
government reports) that Joe Camel and tobacco
billboards must have had something to do with
pregnant women smoking, but to what do we attribute
the alcohol imbibing?
Also, those that think rock n' roll music is
responsible for most of our social ills will be
pleased to know that rock n' roll fell to 33% from
37% of recorded-music sales from 1990 to 1993.
Moreover, country music sales jumped from a mere 8%
to 18% during the same time period!
Just so you'll know something maybe your
neighbor won't, according to the Statistical
Abstract, the average amount of garbage generated
per day per person in 1960 was 2.7 pounds but in
1993 that figure rose to 4.4 pounds. I know you
wanted to note that fact.
While garbage generation per person rose to new
heights, alcohol consumption has actually been
dropping. In 1980, for instance, the average annual
adult consumption of alcoholic beverages (or
AAACAB) was 42.8 gallons. In 1993, however, that
had dropped to 36.8 gallons. Now, isn't that
interesting? Your government spent millions of
dollars to let you know that!
Now - More statistics, of course. These are from
a survey by Equifax, a credit-reporting agency, and
Louis Harris & Associates.
- Most consumers in the United States say
they've lost "all control" of the personal
information collected and tracked by computers
and people "are seriously concerned information
about them is being collected from more places
and being used more widely."
- According to the survey, almost 80% of
Americans are concerned they can't control how
personal information is being used.
- Interestingly, 43% are concerned about
marketers that collect information, but 51% are
more concerned about the government collecting
personal information.
And still more statistics. A Newsweek poll
indicates that two out of three adults (66%) say
they believe in the devil, and more than one-third
say he has tempted them. Among evangelical or "born
again" Protestants, 85% say they believe in Satan;
59% blame the devil for crime; and 43% blame him
for the gay-rights movement. Now you know!
Want still more? O.K. The following data was
collected by PRIDE, the National Parents' Resource
Institute for Drug Education. According to its
survey, substance abuse among schoolchildren went
up for the fourth straight year. For instance, one
out of every five (20%) high school seniors smokes
marijuana at least monthly. Annual marijuana use
among junior high students went from 4.5% in
1990-91 to 9.5% in 1995; for high school students,
use rose from 16.9% to 28.2%. Among high school
students, the use of cocaine and hallucinogens
(PCP, LSD, et al.) reached the highest levels since
1988. Cigarette use was reported by 44% of high
schoolers, the highest level since 1988. In grades
6 through 12, 28% of students said they smoked at
least once in the past year.
It may interest you to know that, according to
the report, 34% of students said their parents
talked to them frequently about drug dangers, 33%
said parents don't set clear rules, and 50% said
they are not disciplined routinely for breaking
rules.
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