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January 22, 2008
The
Candidate Café
by Eugene E. Narrett, Ph.D.
At the fitness center I glanced at the bank of
TVs. CNN was on, it always is and always has been
since the TV's were installed. The ownership says
it's the result of democratic elections and member
preference: no diversity of image per the people's
choice
It's always on in the airports, too; must be a
coincidence.
It was Wild Card weekend but that didn't stop
the other part of the distraction machine from
grinding out its alternate fare. And speaking of
fair, there was Hillary Clinton at a virtually
spontaneous "lunch at a diner" meeting with some
"typical" denizens of New Hampshire whose "first in
the nation" primary used to be in February. But in
the rush of these times they've moved it up so it
still will precede Super Sunday which is a bit
after the Super Bowl, for now.
You can't tell the players without a
program...
At the diner, Mrs. Clinton sat at the head of a
long table, gesturing like a President and trying
to appear natural: it wasn't pretty. Grim-faced
couples tried to smile. The ones who grinned looked
worse than the others. A bouncy middle-aged gal who
just happened to be sitting next to the Senator
asked what book she had most recently read "for
pleasure, just for your self": Uh, Justine
or, perhaps, the Diary of Lesbia Brandon?
The candidate was still winding her way toward an
answer, looking more spontaneous all the time when
this writer trudged off to the stretching mats and
tried to forget everything.
Stretch it out, ride a bike, stretch again,
shower, car, make and eat dinner, one step at a
time: the darker it gets, the simpler one tries to
keep it, -- before they take it all away. Mozart, a
little football; it's boring, though some
distraction helps; you're addicted and the world is
painful. A hovel's better than the moor on a night
like this. But in the perennial campaign the
candidates are having a "debate."
The red team went first. The inquisitor from
central control was like a ten degree day: it hurt
the eyes to see and the ears to hear him build the
corral for discussion. At his mercy were six
persons on stage enshrouded in a smog of
clichéd categories of "thought" and slogans
that worked like Novocain. The writer dimly
remembers his mind struggling against the undertow.
After the Reds (they inverted the historical
reference of the colors about a dozen years ago)
the Blue team came on. It was smaller, more lithe
and quirky and showed that famous diversity about
which one has heard.
If you're sober, sane and still care, your
portion is anger and disgust. Thank heaven for the
ability to write and try to squeeze a smile out of
Orwell's nightmare fulfilled...
It's sad to see how far discussion has regressed
into slogans, remnants of thought even more tired
than Fred Thompson's or Mrs. Rodham-Clinton's
faces. Thompson looked avuncular and defeated; Mrs.
Clinton looked tired and angry. She probably knows
the Group has earmarked her for rough water in this
part of the schedule. But then, she's a tough gal.
In her scripted arguments with Mr. Obama the
younger fellow was consistently more cogent. His
suavity seemed less sinister, less disturbingly
artificial and made-in-a-lab; or perhaps the
observer just grows tired and numb. He explained
the evolution of his position on health insurance
though not what its results would be: the only one
who really touched on that, to my surprise was the
former mayor of New York who sharply criticized
"socialized medicine": good for him! But "words
without deeds do not to heaven go
"
Is John Edwards real? Kind of an unfair question
since three-dimensionality is not the purpose of
the perennial campaign -- distraction machine (or
of much else in this virtual time). But this fellow
-- the ambulance-chaser who loves the middle class,
how did he get here? Is all the voting in his state
by electronic balloting? Have all the people there
been podded? He says he has a somewhat different
schedule for withdrawing all our troops from "Iraq"
than Mrs. Clinton does. Edward's bookend was the
cadre who used to run the machine in New Mexico and
whose current role as a "serious" candidate seems
to be deflecting heat from Ms. Clinton, and the
other blues by being more egregiously to the
internationalist left in that gravel-voiced,
blunt-talking vapid way the Democrats long have
honed for bit-parts like his.
Mrs. Clinton, or the pod playing her, who used
to say "when I wake up in the morning I never know
who I'm going to be today" now talks about the
importance of principles and solid accomplishments;
she's not just for "change" like the other
candidates claim to be, one of the perennial
mega-slogans coming around the carousel again. She
mentioned that she's been "getting things
accomplished for thirty-five years." She was in Law
School then, germinating the notions and
relationships that eventually sprung from the crypt
under the rubric of "it takes a village" of lawyers
to seize your children and destroy their hopes,
minds, lives and society. But you can't say that on
TV
Repeatedly the viewer felt a Rip van Winkle
sensation as decades swirled in the fog of slogans.
Was it 1962, '72, '82 or '92? The Blues talked a
lot about "nuclear non-proliferation and fretted
that Bush had flubbed it. No one asked how Putin,
China or others might be induced to comply. Please:
this is the anesthetic clinic. They moaned about
"disarmament" which means unilateral American
disarmament. Are the Reds and Blues both commies?
Is the sky blue? (Not in Massachusetts: it's
purple).
Oil prices are too high; we ought to build a
refinery. We need to develop alternate fuels,
solar, wind, gas
they were sawing wood and
gassing good. Heck, it's just a Punch and Judy
show. Maybe a dictator President could cut taxes
80%; maybe DC will melt: s* happens; sometimes it
amounts to progress.
Every word, category of policy and "issue"
arrives in a comic strip bubble above heads of
implausible but official contenders. They all
talked about "health care"; the phrase and reality
of "the practice of medicine" is gone, off the
table. Mr. Huckabee said we spend too much treating
diseases and not enough on prevention; he's right.
He criticized "the Pharmaceuticals" and sleepy Ted
objected. None of the pods discussed, nor did the
inquisitor prod them to discuss the fact that
states like the one Mr. Romney pretended to govern
now force people to buy care (unless you're an
illegal alien) that's unaffordable for most and
then penalize them via taxes if they fail to bow to
the State's demand that they buy the machine that
beggars them. Obama approached this nasty point but
reined up. No one mentioned this frightening
coercion; the long-time epidemic of divorce, a
genuine issue that must not be broached; a
candidate in Massachusetts was targeted by
disbarment proceedings after noting "the terrible
way fathers are treated in divorce courts."
The enormous size and intrusive power of the
government was never questioned, as it used to be.
Results are another matter but at least the thought
and words once existed in national politics.
"Affirmative action" and "preferences" were not
questioned; the ruin of education by Momism and
"peer-oriented" "collaborative student-centered
learning" was not mentioned. Didn't there also used
to be some forceful statements about cutting taxes
and the size of the Federal government? The bad
thing about older people is that they remember too
much of when things were very different, when there
was affordable and truly accessible medical care
(not "health care") and we learned history,
multiplication tables and converting to
fractions.
How little ground even then remained beneath our
feet
But we have "politics" -- that's what
"democracy" is, right? Elections and
debates
Like sodden paper, the Constitutional
Republic comes to pieces like the border.
No one mentioned that the main overt policy goal
of this administration is creating a "Palestinian"
State in Judea and Samaria and the "Gaza strip" or
that its main covert goal is forming a North
American union as part of a regionalized World
State. No borders there, no borders here, no
borders anywhere. Telecom ads croon, "know no
boundaries."
Rip didn't hear the gang even talk about
"fixing" social security; that's good: a bit less
pretense. The Blue Team did not talk about securing
the southern border. Though some reds still say the
word Mr. Tancredo has gone away to facilitate the
synthesis of the teams in a purple mélange.
He's smart: when you've got your health, you've got
everything!
We did not hear all two or three hours of the
back to back, belly-to-belly zombie jamboree. Rip's
pain threshold is not that high. Is there a
high-low or over-under on the campaign-machine? He
can't recall discussion of how many of us will have
to die in the next thirteen years to save the
environment.
John McCain has experience and I believe
he and the Mayor and Mr. Romney believe General
Petraeus has done great things with the surge. The
Red Team mostly agreed that it was crazy to tell an
armed enemy when upcoming deployments will occur
while Ms. Blue Team vowed, sawing the air that
"when I'm elected President, the troops will be
withdrawn in sixty days." Fiat lux said
Persephone; or maybe Rip dreamed it.
Several members of Team Red hinted that
withdrawing our forces would leave a vacuum that
would be filled by Iran. True, though none
mentioned that this was a main reason for the
invasion of Mesopotamia. One or two of them has
learned enough history to know that there are three
very disparate regions in the artificial,
British-created state. None of them mentioned that
Iran is the Group's partner in the overarching
dialectic in the region. Governor Bill grumbled
that the President is a dictator and then said we
should tell Pakistan when and how to have
elections. Mrs. Clinton angrily decried the failure
of port security under the Bush-fronted regime: and
when she was co-President what happened?
Congressman Paul had a nice round table on
Sunday at Candidate Café. He and a half
dozen folks were actually conversing. During the
debate, he made a few brief, almost shame-faced
remarks about inflation and monetary policy. At
times he seemed nervous. He again worked his
routine with the Mayor stating that there would be
no jihad had we had not attacked "Iraq" or "were
not in all these countries": surely his grasp of
history is not so that. But the remark, as before
was a "fat pitch" for the Mayor who noted the
misreading and thus looked and sounded tough though
with repetition he didn't put much of a swing on
it. On this issue, he's right: he may even be
sincere. Mr. Paul said there are extremists ready
to kill in all religions; well maybe, some more
than others by orders of magnitude. But the machine
is beyond history: in the eternal present facts
don't matter. They say 'sleep,' Rip says stay
awake: Prepare for disappointment
Mr. Huckster-be mentioned abortion and the
sanctity of life two or three times but seemed
otherwise ill at ease and out of his depth: did
someone hand him "the black spot" before the event?
Oprah makes two and a half million $/day, John D.
Rockefeller is worth two and half billion (the rest
must be in the mattress foundation), Bill Gates
scores of billions and Ted Turner owns twelve
million or so acres of land and bison burgers
[1]. Can't they teach
Johnny to read? He, Dick and Jane are hot streaming
video on their cell phones and staring at
double-screen I-pods.
In the brave new world, you are your
I-pod: who says the puppeteers lack humor?
Okay: Romney wins, Obama wins, the media tell us
what it means and increase our handicap. The
winners should marry: it's all about synthesis.
Imagine the power couple flavors and options. And
there would be one party for one world of
love
A reader wrote that they especially liked the
hug-fest in between the "debates" when the members
of both teams got on stage together. It was like
the last sentences of Animal Farm, like a
prim-mouthed, ten-horned flying purple people
eater. Good night.
Notes:
1. Forbes, October
8, 2007, "The Richest People in America."
Narrett
Archive
Dr.
Eugene Narrett is a writer and teacher in
Massachusetts and is the author of Gathered
Against Jerusalem: Essays on a False
Peace
(Dec. 2000). His book, Israel Awakened: A
Chronicle of the Oslo War (2001), is currently
available at www.1stbooks.com/bookview/7421.
His latest book, WW III: the War on the Jews and
the Rise of the World Security State (2007), is
available at www.lightcatcherbooks.com.
Visit his website at www.israelendtimes.com.
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