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The Only
Good Indian Is A Liberal Indian
by David Yeagley, Ph.D.
It's enough to get my Comanche blood
boiling.
The Makah Indians are under attack. And it's not
from the U.S. cavalry. Enraged environmentalists
have descended on the little tribe in Neah Bay,
Washington. They are attacking not with guns but
with court orders, physical bullying and racial
insults shouted through megaphones.
What have the Makah done to deserve such
treatment? They have failed to play their
designated role in liberal mythology. Rather than
intoning prayers to Mother Earth at Green Party
rallies - as good little Indians are supposed to do
- they have had the temerity to go out and commit
the most un-liberal act imaginable: to hunt and
kill whales, just as their ancestors have done for
centuries.
In the process, the Makah have run afoul of the
great unspoken rule that guides every leftwing, New
Age environmentalist I ever met: The only good
Indian is a liberal Indian.
In 1855, the governor of Washington signed a
treaty with the Makah tribe, guaranteeing, for all
time, that they would enjoy "the right of taking
fish, and of whaling, and of sealing." The Makah
stopped whaling in 1930, by their own choice. But
in May 1999, after seventy years of voluntary
abstinence, they decided to get in touch with their
ancient customs once again.
Using traditional methods, a canoe-born Makah
hunting party killed a single grey whale.
It was perfectly legal. Moreover, it was
ecological. With 22,000 grey whales counted in
1994, the animal is off the endangered species
list. The law says the Makah can take up to 20
whales per year, though they only plan to harvest
1-4.
But that's not good enough for the
environmentalists. For them, the killing of that
single whale in 1999 was an act of war.
A coalition of green organizations immediately
formed ranks for battle, including The Peninsula
Citizens for the Protection of Whales (PCPW); the
Sea Shepherd Conservation Society (SSCS); The Park
Foundation of New York and The Foundation for Deep
Ecology of California.
The Hoffman Family Foundation called the Makah
Indians "murderers," saying they were "no better
than terrorists and serial killers of innocent
victims."
The well-funded PCPW filed a federal lawsuit. In
December, 2000, the 9th U.S. Circuit Court of
Appeals blocked the tribe from hunting the grey
whale, in violation of the 144-year-old treaty.
For the Indians, it was just one more broken
treaty in a long and sorrowful list. For the
environmentalists, it was party time.
Since their campaign against the Makah began,
the eco-warriors have not shrunk from physical
interference with the whale hunts.
Eco-terrorists in boats have harassed the Makah
in their own waters. At times, they have even
blocked them from entering their own Washington
state reservation.
Paul Watson, of SSCS, attempted to disrupt a
whale hunt by scaring the animals away with
underwater noise.
Above water, he shouted at the Indians through a
megaphone: "Just because you were born stupid
doesn't give you any right to be stupid."
For an Indian, those words have a special
resonance. Watson himself would probably deny that
he meant them in a racial sense. After all,
liberals cannot be racists. I guess he'd probably
say that he just meant to accuse those particular
Indians of being stupid due to their ignorance of
ecological dogma.
But why did he say they were born stupid? For
me, that's the giveaway. The stereotype of the
"dumb Indian" is back, brought to you by the Green
Movement.
There is heavy irony in the war between greens
and Makah Indians.
The professional liberal has long regarded the
American Indian as his most valuable mascot. After
all, the Indian loves Mother Earth. He embraces
world peace. He is not judgmental. He is the
ultimate liberal, the original New Ager!
The '60s generation imagined that they were
acting like Indians, with their long hair, love
beads, foreign religions, sexual license and
disregard of civic duties. They managed to convince
themselves that their socialist agenda was the
Indian Way, more truly American than the teachings
of the Founding Fathers.
But the Indian has his own agenda. And it has
nothing to do with love beads and socialism. Above
all, the Indian cherishes his independence.
One of these days, I have a feeling I'm going to
go out on the prairie and shoot me a buffalo, just
like my Comanche ancestors.
Will I be encircled by Cherokee jeeps, filled
with eco-activists with megaphones? Stay tuned for
further developments from Indian Country.
Dr.
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Dr. David A. Yeagley teaches humanities at the
College of Liberal Studies, University of Oklahoma
in the fall of 2001. His opinions are independent.
He holds degrees from Yale, Emory, Oberlin,
University of Arizona and University of Hartford.
He is a member of the Comanche Tribe, Lawton, OK.
E-mail him at badeagle2000@yahoo.com.
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