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August 18, 2007
Debunking the
Gullible Warming Gorons
by Mark Alexander
From The Patriot Post
Most of the evidence concerning U.S. temperature
trends is collected by NOAA's National Climatic
Data Center, which gathers information from about
1,200 weather observation stations across the
nation. These stations are small wooden sheds with
thermometers, which are read at intervals, mostly
by volunteers. Many are located in sprawling urban
and industrial centers, known as "heat islands,"
and are subject to higher readings than stations in
rural areas where temperatures are subject mostly
to "land use effects."
Most of the recent global-warming alarmists use
1998 as the benchmark for the hottest year on
record, but it turns out that their reporting is
flawed, the result of a math blunder.
In fact, 1934
was the hottest year on record, and four of the ten
hottest years in the U.S. were recorded in the
1930s. The second hottest year on record was 1998,
but the third hottest was 1921, not 2006. Notably,
six of the ten hottest years occurred prior to 90
percent of the economic growth associated with
increased greenhouse-gas emissions.
H. Sterling Burnett, a senior fellow at the
National Center for Policy Analysis, reports, "Much
of the current global-warming fear has been driven
by [NASA scientist James] Hansen's
pronouncements, and he routinely claims to have
been censored by the Bush administration for his
views on warming. Now that NASA, without fanfare,
has cleaned up his mess, Hansen has been
silent&emdash;I guess we can chalk this up to
self-censorship."
New climate reports
In the winter of 2007, NASA satellites indicated
that water temperatures in the Gulf of Alaska were
dropping, suggesting that cooling Pacific waters
may be a precursor to the reversal of a 30-year
warming trend. The cooling resulted in the coldest
season of Arctic air the lower 48 have seen in more
than three decades.
Additionally, Reuters "News" Service reports,
"Australian scientists have discovered a giant
underwater current that is one of the last missing
links of a system that connects the world's oceans
and helps govern global climate. New research shows
that a current sweeping past Australia's southern
island of Tasmania toward the South Atlantic is a
previously undetected part of the world climate
system's engine-room."
This, of course, raises an all-important
question: How can the climate debate be "settled"
if we still don't know what we don't know?
Climate modeling
The computer models cited by Albert Gore and
company are outcome-based, depending on how a
programmer varies some of the five million input
parameters or the multitude of negative and
positive feedbacks in the program.
Scott Armstrong is a professor at the University
of Pennsylvania's Wharton School and one of the
world's foremost experts on long-range forecasting.
He is author of "Long-Range Forecasting," the most
frequently cited book on forecasting
methodology.
Armstrong and Kesten Green of New Zealand's
Monash University examined the IPCC's report, and,
at the 27th Annual International Symposium on
Forecasting, they concluded, "Claims that the Earth
will get warmer have no more credence than saying
that it will get colder."
Armstrong bet Gore $10,000 that he could provide
a better climate forecast than that of the UN's
Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change, which
Gore cites regularly. "The methodology was so poor
that I thought a bet based on complete ignorance of
the climate could do better," said Armstrong. "We
call it 'the naive model'."
Gore's office replied, "Please understand that
Mr. Gore is not taking on any new projects at this
time."
The warming Solar System
As it turns out, there are some other planets in
our solar system which are experiencing global
warming&emdash;and these planets don't have
SUVs.
Mars is getting hotter. NASA scientist Lori
Fenton reports that the Red Planet has warmed by
around one-half degree Celsius in the last three
decades, which likely contributes to the retreat of
Mars's southern polar ice cap.
According to Habibullo Abdussamatov, director of
space research at St. Petersburg's Pulkovo
Astronomical Observatory in Russia, "The long-term
increase in solar irradiance is heating both Earth
and Mars. Man-made greenhouse warming has made a
small contribution to the warming seen on Earth in
recent years, but it cannot compete with the
increase in solar irradiance."
On Neptune, MIT researchers say that planet's
largest moon, Triton, has heated up significantly
since 1989, when the Voyager space probe sent back
readings from the planet. Astronomer James Elliot
and colleagues from MIT, Lowell Observatory and
Williams College report, "At least since 1989,
Triton has been undergoing a period of global
warming. Percentage-wise, it's a very large
increase."
Imke de Pater and Philip Marcus of the
University of California, Berkeley, report that
Jupiter is growing a new red spot. "The storm is
growing in altitude," de Pater says, which
indicates a temperature increase in that region.
The researchers think that, near term, the
temperature on Jupiter may increase six degrees
Celsius in large areas.
University of Hawaii astronomer David Tholen and
his colleagues report that even though Pluto was
closer to the Sun in 1989, they are not surprised
by a warming that began this year. "It takes time
for materials to warm up and cool off, which is why
the hottest part of the day on Earth is usually
around 2 or 3 p.m. rather than local noon," Tholen
said. "This warming trend on Pluto could easily
last for another 13 years." They predict Pluto's
temperature will rise two degrees Celsius before
its next cooling trend.
The Climate Inquisitors
If you are a scientist, politician or
journalist, and refuse to comport with Albert
Gore's eco-theological orthodoxy, you'd best
put on some body armor.
Speaking to Al Gore's minions during "Live
Earth: The Concerts for a Climate in Crisis,"
Robert F. Kennedy, Jr., said of political leaders
who suggest global warming is not predominantly
manmade, "This is treason and we need to start
treating them as traitors." Junior added, "Get rid
of all those rotten politicians we have in
Washington, DC." We presume his bloated uncle is
excluded?
The University of Oregon's George Taylor is that
state's official climatologist, but Gov. Ted
Kulongoski wants to strip Taylor of that title
because his skepticism about CO2 as a primary
factor in global warming interferes with Oregon's
goals to reduce CO2.
Elsewhere, the Weather Channel's Dr. Heidi
Cullen is demanding decertification of weather
reporters who dare question global-warming
orthodoxy.
Academicians who express their skepticism about
global-warming causes are at high risk of losing
research grants. Conversely, those who advocate for
CO2 causation are in line for some big-money
handouts. Thus, when academicians say "green," they
aren't necessarily referring to the
environment.
"Journalist" David Roberts is setting his sights
on the "denial industry," proclaiming, "When we've
finally gotten serious about global warming, when
the impacts are really hitting us and we're in a
full worldwide scramble to minimize the damage, we
should have war crimes trials for these bastards
[read: 'skeptics']&emdash;some sort of
climate Nuremberg."
Nonetheless, some of the most ardent global
alarmists are starting to change their tune. In
2005, Chris Mooney wrote "The Republican War on
Science," a thorough indictment of the GOP's
attempt to discredit scientific work on climate
change. When he started research for his latest
book, "Storm World: Hurricanes, Politics, and the
Battle over Global Warming," he assumed it would be
more of the same. Then, after meeting with leading
climatologists, he concluded, "There's a wide range
of respectable positions here. In the end, I had to
write a completely different book."
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