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September
10, 2007
Thinking
About Intelligence
More
Trouble Than It's Worth
by Fred Reed
I have decided that intelligence is pernicious,
and should be extirpated. It just causes trouble.
Practically every damn fool, deleterious thing our
sorry race has done can be traced to intelligence.
It is a bad idea. When it is not merely a bad idea,
it is usually a waste of time.
Consider. William Buckley is very smart. So is
Gore Vidal. Yet in their debates they wrangled like
excessively elegant cats and could never agree on
anything, except that they were both very smart. So
what was the use? Two taxi drivers in a Chicago bar
could have failed equally well to decide anything.
Or they could have come to opposed and equally
erroneous conclusions.
Pick your subject -- economics, say, or foreign
policy, or crime. You will find brilliant men on
Left and Right, each arguing intricately to a
bellowing claque of witless followers who don't
know anything about it either. You can tell where
they will come out by seeing where they went in --
on the Left or on the Right.
Generally intelligence has no effect on
conclusions, which are glandularly determined. It
just rationalizes hormonal inevitabilities.
Further, there's no point in knowledge, except
to show off with in sports bars. If you are in
Willie's Rib Pit to watch boxing and know about the
Long Count (in the Cribb-Molineaux fight), then you
amount to something. You do no harm, anyway. All
other knowledge is suspect. At best, it is a minor
vice, like crossword puzzles. At worst, it
encourages people to do catastrophic things with a
smug sense of fundamental rightness. The people who
got America into Iraq were no end bright and could
say impressive things like "Twenty-Seventh
Caliphate" and "Theravada Sufism." Much good it did
them. Or us.
Brains just allow you to be more elaborately and
ornately disastrously wrong.
However, smart people are at least interesting,
like rare tumors, so early on I started having a
lot of smart friends. I noticed that most of them
were crazy. The right-wingers were hostile
paranoids with the empathy of a torque wrench who
wanted to nuke somebody. I don't think they really
cared who. The left-wingers were angry
totalitarians-in-waiting with minds closed tighter
than Fort Knox. For this they needed IQs of 160?
You could do as well with derelicts in the Port
Authority Bus Station at three a.m.
See, what happens is, as kids the bright don't
fit in. They don't have much in common with
anybody. They dress funny and get made fun of. They
can't dance. They don't get laid much, or at all.
This warps their heads. They retreat into isolation
with others like them, become contemptuous of
everyone else to get even, and deal in abstractions
because it's all they know. (I claim that if Marx
had been able to jitterbug, the Soviet Union would
never have existed.)
In short, a large IQ is an infallible predictor
of emotional inadequacy.
Where intelligence unfortunately does work
reasonably well is in the sciences. Really smart
men have ideas; lesser men, usually engineers, make
them explode; the least men get the triggers. This
suggests that we ought to put a bounty on
engineers.
Anyway, at first I figured my friends were nut
jobs because I just had strange tastes in friends.
Maybe I attracted the demented. Then I found myself
on a list-serve of people, mostly men (who are
crazier by far then women), who were interested in
race, intelligence, and the differences between
various human groups.
Many were professors at places like Stanford and
MIT -- scientists and anthropologists not of the
first rank, nor of the second -- too rigid, I
thought, for originality -- but nonetheless highly
intelligent. Sometimes one would demurely let slip
that "I got 1600 on my SATs before they dumbed them
down," ( People attach their self-respect to what
they have. In high school I knew a country boy who
prided himself on being able to pee farther than
anyone else.)
Here I figured was a window into academe, full
of towering minds like Plato. These were not
squirrels I bumped into in the back alleys of life.
They were the real article. I eagerly awaited
clarity, dispassion, and the self-abnegation of
earnest bloodhounds in disinterested pursuit of
Truth. Ha.
No. They too started with their premises, which
they didn't seem to realize were premises, and
reasoned doggedly to
their premises. In this
they reminded me of Pooh and Piglet tracking the
Heffalump around the bush.
An example: One of them used Google to search
for rescue operations in the US, Mexico, and China.
He found countless rescue stories for America --
trapped miners, children in wells, cats in trees,
what have you -- and only one or two for China and
Mexico. From this he did not conclude that the
English press just doesn't cover Mexico and China
well -- I searched in Spanish and found lots. No.
He decided that Mexicans and Chinese do not regard
individual life as important. They just don't
bother to rescue people, see.
I don't know whether this guy had 1600 boards,
but if so, he needs to try for 3200 next time.
Here you have it: large IQ, zero grasp of
humanity, all is abstractions. (I have another
theory that people become psychologists because
they lack the normal grasp of human behavior and
spend eight years trying to learn what everybody
else already knows. A doctorate in psychology is a
sure sing of confusion.)
I have lived in both Mexico and China -- well,
Taiwan -- and can report that the fellow's notions
of Sino-Mexican unconcern are highly
cephaloproctological.
The tired business of one group or another not
caring about human life resonates among the insular
smart. It is perennially appealing to
conservatives. "Defense intellectuals,"
scintillating types with flat heads from being
dropped that you could set a martini on, used to
say that China could sacrifice five hundred million
people in a nuclear war without caring. Today it's
Moslems. (Left-wing intellectuals, similarly
afflicted, say "We must sacrifice the masses in
this generation to build communism in the next."
Both like the idea of extermination.)
Does any of this make sense? I picture young
Pedro running to tell his daddy that sister Maria
just fell into the well. "Let her drown,
hijo. We Mexicans don't do no steenking
rescue." After the earthquake that leveled Mexico
City in '85, passersby on the sidewalks doubtless
ignored the scream of the trapped, hands flapping
piteously from beneath the rubble, because Mexicans
don't do rescue. And at the firehouses, firemen
insouciantly drinking tequila and Squirt and
playing cards, because Mexicans don't do
rescue.
We ought to put something in the water to keep
IQs down. There would be so much less noise.
Reed
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Copyright 2007 by Fred Reed and reproduced here by
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About
the Author (by the author):
Fred Reed is a Marine combat veteran, police
reporter, amateur biochemist, former long-haul
hitchhiker, and part-time sociopath living in
Mexico. Fred, a keyboard mercenary with a
disorganized past, has worked on staff for Army
Times, The Washingtonian, Soldier of Fortune,
Federal Computer Week, and The Washington
Times. He has been published in Playboy,
Soldier of Fortune, The Wall Street Journal, The
Washington Post, Harper's, National Review, Signal,
Air&Space, and suchlike. He has worked as a
police writer, technology editor, military
specialist, and authority on mercenary soldiers. He
is by all accounts as looney as a tune.
Visit the "Fred
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The essays in A Brass Pole in
Bangkok, are sometimes wildly funny,
sometimes deadly serious, always merciless
in their unmasking of the pretenses and
charlatans of society. Fred, a former
Marine, subscribes to no ideology ("an
ideology is just a systematic way of
misunderstanding the world") but
exuberantly wreaks havoc on practically
everything, and delights in everything
else: the psychotherapy swindle, squalling
feminists, race racketeers, damn fool
wars, red-light districts in Asia, and
tequila fests in Mexico, where he
lives.
A
Brass Pole in Bangkok: A Thing I Aspire To
Be, by Fred Reed
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