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December
22, 2007
Communing
with Fidel
by Fred Reed
On Havana's malecón, the seawall that
parallels the shore, the waves roll in and hit the
sudden obstacle, sending towering explosions of
bright white spray far into the air, occasionally
soaking the unwary pedestrian. Across the highway
that follows the malecón is a cheap open-air
restaurant, the DiMar. A steady breeze from the sea
pours across the tables. A tolerable shrimp
cocktail, topped with mayonnaise, costs a few
bucks. On a couple of evenings I drank a beer
there, watching Cuba go by. It wasn't what I had
expected.
Unlike many gringo tourists, I was legal, having
gotten a license from the Treasury Department.
Without a license travel to Cuba is illegal under
the Trading with the Enemy Act of 1917. Why Cuba
was my enemy wasn't clear to me. Nor was it to the
Cubans.
I had inadvertently neglected to tell the
authorities that I was a journalist -- I hate it
when that happens -- so I was not in a position to
ask probing questions of officials. But then I
didn't want official twaddle. I wanted to wander,
take cabs down the coast, just look at things. And
did.
I was pleased to find the old part of Havana
both charming and reasonably well preserved,
especially around the convent of San Francisco. The
latter is of course a museum now, as God knows we
mustn't be religions, but it is in good shape and
breathes a moody solemnity. I tried to imagine the
stillness in times before the motorcycle. The
narrow lanes around it were closed to cars, making
it pleasant to walk among the shops.
The country is poor and run down, and itself
almost a museum. Sitting in the DiMar is like
visiting the Fifties. The American embargo makes it
hard to get new cars, so many Cubans still drive
cars from 1959, the year of the revolution, and
before. Some sport jazzy paint jobs, and others
don't. It was remarkable to watch the rides of my
adolescence go by, charting them mentally as one
did in 1964 -- 54 Merc, '57 Caddy, '56 Chevy, on
and on. Around me the other customers, down-scale
Cubans in all shades of nonwhite, laughed and
chatted.
They are an accommodating people. On my arrival
they spoke a truncated Spanish hard to understand
-- "Cómo etáh uteh? Ma o menoh." --
but they made an intense national effort to improve
their clarity and by my fourth day they were
comprehensible.
Cuba doesn't fit its sordid image. It is most
assuredly a dictatorship, yet the police presence
is much less than that of Washington, and such cops
as I saw had no interest in me. It is not
regimented. Havana does not feel -- well, oppressed
-- as Moscow did during the days of the Soviet
Union. Mao's China it isn't.
The island certainly isn't dangerous to anyone.
Somebody said that the only communists remaining in
the world were in Cuba, North Korea, and the
Harvard faculty lounge. I do not know whether
Harvard's professoriate thirsts for godless world
hegemony, though the idea is not implausible, but
it is absurd to put North Korea and Cuba in a
category. Pyong Yang has, or wants, nuclear arms,
and has both a huge army aimed at South Korea, and
a habit of testing ballistic missiles of long
range. Cuba has little military and no one to use
it against; from an American point of view, the
Cuban armed forces are about as terrifying as
George Will with a water pistol. It has no nuclear
arms and no signs of wanting any. It is not a rogue
state. It is a bedraggled island of pleasant people
who need more money.
Cuba is expensive. Figuring the prices of things
is difficult -- deliberately so, one might suspect
-- because of a peculiar game that the government
plays with currencies. Cuba has two, the national
currency, which a visitor almost never sees, and
the CUC (pronounced "kook") which appears to exist
to impoverish tourists. A visitor has to convert
his money to CUCs. If you change dollars, the
government skims twenty percent off the top, and
then changes the rest at $1.08 per CUC. If you
change Mexican pesos, which I did, the rate is 13.3
pesos per CUC when the dollar was trading at about
11 pesos. Visitors have to buy things for CUCs,
which the seller then has to exchange for national
currency at a rate of
. You see. Nobody seems
sure what anything really costs. Still, it's a
rip.
The island could use some investment. While I
found neighborhoods with nice-looking modern
houses, said by taxi drivers to belong to
governmental officials and employees of foreign
firms, the rest of the city needs paint, repairs,
and new sidewalks. Countless once-elegant houses
with pillared porches and tall windows are now
discolored and crumbling.
Why communists imagine themselves to be
revolutionary is a mystery. Whenever they gain
power in a country, it comes to a dead stop and
sits there as other countries pass it by. I do not
think that communism generates poverty; rather it
finds it and preserves it. It has certainly done so
here. Cuba seems firmly mired in 1959. How much of
this comes from the embargo -- "el bloqueo" as the
Cubans call it -- and how much from communism, I
don't know. Nobody does. This is convenient for
Castro, as he can blame everything on the United
States. And does.
Curiously, Fidel's irreplaceable supporter is
Washington. Alongside of highways, along Havana's
malecón, in little Mediterranean-looking
villages down the coast one sees signs of the type,
"Forty-three hours of the blockade would pay for a
new school house." Or for so many locomotives, or
complete the national highway, or this or that. How
the figures are arrived at, I don't know, but it
doesn't matter. To an extent the signs are not
propaganda but simply call attention to a fact: The
embargo does hurt people, who want jobs, dollars
from tourists, and consumer goods. They are
perfectly aware why they don't have them: the
American embargo. This may or may not always be
quite true, but it has a convincing verisimilitude.
It makes Fidel look good. He is standing up to the
bastards who are strangling us.
How resolutely communist are the Cuban people?
This is just an impression, but I would say, "Not
at all, if that much." Abstractions ending in
"-ism" are hobbies for people who have time for
them. Everyone I talked to wanted more money -- a
better job, better food, better clothes, a chance
to take the wife out to dinner. After these, more
freedom.
As an example of Castro's use of the embargo to
maintain himself in power, consider the internet.
People I talked to had heard of it of course, but
had little idea what it was and no access to it. It
can be found in hotels and apparently in tourist
areas, though I didn't see a single cybercafe of
the sort that are found every twenty feet in all
third-world countries I know. Why no internet?
Cubans universally said that the US embargo
prevented Cuba from having access. This struck me
as improbable. It was.
At ZDNet, a respectable American website dealing
with matters electronic, I later found an account
of a UN conference in Athens, in which a Cuban
official was asked what percentage of Cubans have
access to the net. He dodged the question
frantically. ZDNet quotes Bill Woodcock, a network
engineer and research director of Packet Clearing
House, as follows:
"Zero percent of Cubans are connected to the
Internet. The Cuban government operates an
incumbent phone company, which maintains a Web
cache. Cubans who wish to use the Internet browse
the government Web cache. They do not have
unrestricted access to the Internet." http://news.zdnet.com/2100-9588_22-6131854.html
And if they did, the government would find
itself with a lot of explaining to do.
Also from ZDNet: "A report published last month
by the Reporters Without Borders advocacy group
says, "it is forbidden to buy any computer
equipment without express permission from the
authorities," and spyware "installed in all
Internet cafes automatically detects banned
content." U.S. law exempts telecommunications
equipment and service from the trade embargo."
The Cuban government is lying, who would have
thought it, but can blame lack of access on the
embargo. Washington in effect aids Castro in
maintaining censorship.
Cuba has what are called "cocotaxis." These are
yellow spherical plastic things like part of a
coconut husk attached to a motorcycle, providing
transportation for two. Having hired a cocotaxi for
a day, I got to know the driver reasonably well, to
the point of being invited to his house for snacks.
His wife had just had a new daughter and he was no
end proud of both. His take on the economy was that
things were bad, had been worse but were slowly
getting better. Still, he said, taxes were high and
he had to buy gasoline in CUCs, which made it more
expensive. Things like computers were out of reach,
and he and his wife couldn't afford restaurants.
Did he have many gringo fares, I asked. No, not
many. He wished more would come. He was tired of
being poor.
I am not sure why it is in the national interest
of the United States to make a cab driver and his
family live on rice and fish. I did not feel
notably safer on hearing about it.
An embargo makes sense when it makes sense, but
doesn't when it doesn't. Cuba is no longer the
spearhead of the Soviet Union; indeed, according to
many observers, there is no Soviet Union. We seem
to proceed from pure vengefulness against Castro.
Fidel, a freelance reprehensible dictator, beat
Batista, our reprehensible dictator. We want to get
even.
But Castro is not Cuba. The CIA Fact Book says
that Cuba has 11,394,043 citizens. One of them is
Castro, and 11,394,042 are not. Many Americans say
that Castro is evil and so we need to embargo him.
One person the embargo assuredly does not hurt is
Castro. Does anyone think he eats less well because
of it?
Ah, but there are the Cuban
émigrés in Miami. So much of American
foreign policy seems determined by domestic
politics, by a certain infantile truculence, and by
ignorance of how people work. The embargo has
accomplished nothing of any use for 50 years.
Clearly the thing to do is keep at it for another
fifty. The "Cubans" in Miami demand it.
We are subject to considerable disinformation
regarding the island. The Cuban
émigrés in south Florida paint Cuba
as a hellhole. It isn't. I've seen hellholes. Even
before coming to Cuba, I had developed a dim view
of the pseudo-Cubans of Miami. For one thing, I had
been to Miami and just plain didn't like them. They
were arrogant, and rude to Anglos if not actually
hostile. I found myself wanting to ask, "Just whose
country do you think this is anyway?" but the
answer was obvious.
Further, by supporting the embargo they are
knowingly inflicting grave hardship on eleven
million of their supposed fellows because they are
mad at Fidel. This is contemptible. They want the
US to get back for them holdings that Castro
confiscated on coming to power. Given the
corruption and criminality rampant under Batista,
it would be interesting to ask just how they came
by their property. To try to get it back they are
perfectly willing to condemn the island's
population to another fifty years of living on fish
and rice. What patriots.
I say "pseudo-Cubans: and "supposed fellow
Cubans." It is worth noting that 1959 was 48 years
ago. The great majority of these alleged Cubans
were born here, have never been to Cuba, and
wouldn't live there if they could. They are
gringos, Americans. They are also an important
voting bloc in a presidentially crucial state. As
so often in foreign policy, domestic politics
trumps national interest and coherent thought.
Living as I do in Mexico, perhaps I have a
better angle of view on matters Latin-American than
do ideological isolates in Washington. To the world
below Laredo, Cuba is a heroic little country being
bullied by the US but not giving in. I'm not sure
this isn't the opinion of the whole world except
for America. Remember that much of Latindom
believes that South America's economic doldrums
spring from American exploitation. They don't:
Considerable faith is required to believe that
Bolivia would turn into Japan if only the US
stopped oppressing it. But beliefs, not facts,
determine behavior.
American arguments against the island don't
carry much weight in a region that sees things
through Latin-American eyes. For example, by
regional standards Cuba isn't terribly poor. It
didn't suffer the butchery of Guatemala and El
Salvador. For fifty years it has been politically
stable. Given the experience of Latin-Americans
with dictatorship, corruption, and violence, Cuba's
government doesn't look bad.
Americans, perhaps because of the Cold War, tend
to think that communism is communism, all poured
from the same bucket. Not so. At the high end of
horribleness you have Stalin, Pol Pot, and Mao,
genuine madmen of genocidal enthusiasms. North
Korea's dynasty runs a close second.
Castro is neither mad nor genocidal. A dictator,
yes. A tiresome windbag, yes. Repressive of
dissent, yes -- but willingness to repress dissent
doesn't mean that there is a great deal of dissent
to repress. As far as Cubans are concerned (I mean
real Cubans, the kind who live in Cuba, not the
make-believe variety in Miami), the problem is not
Castro. It is the hostility of Washington. Castro
could end the embargo by surrendering, sure.
Washington could end it by ending it, and probably
end Castro at the same time.
While I was on the island the UN voted 184 to 4
to recommend that the United States end the
embargo. In this vote America had the support of
the following great powers: Israel, Palau, the
Marshall Islands, and itself. Several Cubans
spontaneously told me of the vote, smiling
triumphantly. Intrigued, I made a point of bringing
the vote up with people I ran into. They all knew
of it -- the governmental television made very sure
of it -- and grinned broadly over what they saw as
a victory for Cuba over Bush.
If this island is unstable, yearning for Fidel
to die so that it can revolt and become an
appendage of the US, I'm Sophia of
Anhalt-Zerbst.
I spent several hours walking through Havana's
slums. These are extensive and ugly. Like so much
of the city, they seem to have been built fifty
years ago and never maintained. Commercial streets
have the usual pillars, often in pastel colors now
covered with soot, the plaster falling off in
patches. In side streets potholes gape. Sometimes
water, probably sewage, runs across the pavement. I
saw nothing suggesting hunger, no pot-bellied
malnutrition, but these people clearly have little.
Time and again I glanced into doorways and saw
cruddy worn steps rising into darkness. Tired
people gazed from windows.
Similar places exist in downtown Detroit and in
Washington DC, where abandoned buildings are
common, where whole housing projects have their
windows bricked up to keep them from becoming
shooting galleries for needle people. In America
slums are racial in demarcation but in Cuba they
aren't. I encountered no hostility. In four hours I
didn't get so much as a hard look. In Detroit I
would have lasted five minutes. But these people
are going nowhere, living, breeding, and dying with
nothing to show for it. It is a rotten thing to do
to them without very good reason. And there is no
reason. It does not get rid of Fidel.
The trappings of bumper-sticker socialism are
everywhere in Cuba. Signs on walls say
"Venceremos!" ("We will conquer!") and "Patria o
Muerte!" (Fatherland or death) and other exciting
things. Adolescence dies hard everywhere. A
billboard shows pictures of Bush, Hitler, and
someone who perhaps was meant to be Cheney (it
looked like but can't have been John Lennon) with
arithmetic notation: Bush plus whoever equals
Hitler. Che Guevara's face appears endlessly, the
communist Christ, shot from slightly below, staring
bravely off into a socialist paradise that didn't
fit on the tee-shirt. I saw postcard racks offering
thirteen different photos of Che. If he had severe
acne scars and funny ears he would be of no
socialist importance, but he does make a good
tee-shirt.
The press is assuredly controlled. The political
section of a bookstore I saw consisted of maybe a
dozen books about (sigh) Che, the rest being not
much better. Confusingly, there were a couple of
textbooks on business management. Television is
heavy on affirmation of socialist patriotism. In
particular there are channels from China, which
Cuba seems to regard as communist (when did you
last hear of a communist economy growing at ten
percent, or at all?) and from Venezuela. Hugo
Chavez clearly is thought to be a great man.
Toward the end of the adventure I went back to
the DiMar to commune with the wind and the
exploding waves and ponder what I had seen. Cubans
make good beer (Bucanero). I have to give them
that, and while mayonnaise on shrimp may not seem
advisable, it worked.
I wanted to sort out what I knew about Cuba from
what I suspected, so as to avoid the trap of
instant-expertism. Some things I did know. A
hellhole? No. Threat to anyone? No. Danger to
international stability? No. In need of embargoing?
No. Dictatorship? Yes. Adherent of the Bill of
Rights? No.
How bad was Fidel? I really didn't know.
Admirers and detractors are wildly ideological.
Compared to Thomas Jefferson he doesn't look good
(though I don't think Castro owns slaves). Compared
to other dictators the US has installed or
supported -- Somoza, Trujillo, the Shah, Pinochet,
Saddam Hussein, and so on -- about par.
But however repugnant Castro may be, the
practical question is whether the embargo is in
America's interest. If the United States is still
strong enough that it doesn't have to care what the
world thinks, then the embargo, though unnecessary,
doesn't matter (except in moral terms, which don't
matter). But as the country wages war on the Moslem
world, tries to contain China (that's going to
work), pushes Russia into China's arms, and tries
to intimidate South America, all of these at once,
maybe it would be better to improve America's
relations with this hemisphere. An effective way to
spread communism is to make heroes of communists.
The entire world -- well, except Israel, the
Marshall Islands, and Palau -- is against the US on
this one. Is it so important to keep Miami
happy?
Reed
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Copyright 2007 by Fred Reed and reproduced here by
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About
the Author (by the author):
Fred Reed is a Marine combat veteran, police
reporter, amateur biochemist, former long-haul
hitchhiker, and part-time sociopath living in
Mexico. Fred, a keyboard mercenary with a
disorganized past, has worked on staff for Army
Times, The Washingtonian, Soldier of Fortune,
Federal Computer Week, and The Washington
Times. He has been published in Playboy,
Soldier of Fortune, The Wall Street Journal, The
Washington Post, Harper's, National Review, Signal,
Air&Space, and suchlike. He has worked as a
police writer, technology editor, military
specialist, and authority on mercenary soldiers. He
is by all accounts as looney as a tune.
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The essays in A Brass Pole in
Bangkok, are sometimes wildly funny,
sometimes deadly serious, always merciless
in their unmasking of the pretenses and
charlatans of society. Fred, a former
Marine, subscribes to no ideology ("an
ideology is just a systematic way of
misunderstanding the world") but
exuberantly wreaks havoc on practically
everything, and delights in everything
else: the psychotherapy swindle, squalling
feminists, race racketeers, damn fool
wars, red-light districts in Asia, and
tequila fests in Mexico, where he
lives.
A
Brass Pole in Bangkok: A Thing I Aspire To
Be, by Fred Reed
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Nekkid
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