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July
16, 2008
Israel,
AIPAC, and God
Once
Again, Fred Solves World Problem
by Fred Reed
I'm sitting here with a bottle of Padre Kino
red, listening to a burro honk outside and trying
to figure out Israel and AIPAC and life itself.
It's hard going, I tell you.
Why is everybody mad at AIPAC? Everybody, I
mean, everybody that's heard of it, which means
maybe five percent of Americans. Apackers are
simply patriots, earnestly trying to do the best
they can for their country, which isn't the United
States. I'd do the same thing, if I were one of
them. I mean, everybody buys Congress -- big
pharma, the military companies, the teachers
unions, anybody that wants anything pays Congress
to do what it wants if it has enough money. I'm
surprised they don't have advertised sales. I guess
AIPAC can buy them too.
Why aren't people mad at Congress instead, which
does what The Lobby tells it to? AIPAC isn't
supposed to be concerned about the good of the US.
Congress is, and isn't.
What I reckon is: AIPAC figures it's helping
Israel, but I gotta suspect it may be Israel's
worst enemy. Think about it. Israel is a tiny
little country in a bad neighborhood. Everybody
where it is hates it. Greater Israel is full of
Hay-rabs that hate it, and getting fuller. Does
this sound like a recipe for a happy ending?
I remember what a friend said about Phnom Penh
during the siege: "It's hopeless but not
critical."
You'd figure under those circumstances the
Israelis would go back in the '67 borders, try
their damndest to get along with the people next
door, and thus stay Jewish, which was the point of
the thing in the first place. It's probably their
only shot. But they aren't going to do it.
No. They gotta bomb everybody they can reach,
and keep building apartments on Palestinian land,
which is why Greater Israel has pretty much turned
into South Africa or the US in 1930. Looks to me as
if we're gonna have fewer and fewer Israelis
holding down more and more Hay-rabs so they'll have
to be meaner and meaner to do it until the whole
shebang falls in. They want this?
Why does Israel do everything it can think of to
make the whole world hate it? Because it can. Why
can it? Because America is its enabler.
Israel has a huge air force because America gives
it airplanes. Nobody else would. Its economy stays
afloat because America gives it money. If it wants
to bomb somebody, the US keeps the world from
stopping it. If it loses a war, which it did in
'73, the US bails it out. Israel can always say,
"If you don't like it, I'll make my big brother
beat you up."
And that's a bad thing, because one day the big
brother may not come. Israelis might be better off
with less help, so they'd have to learn to live
where they are.
As best I can tell, AIPAC is all that makes the
US pony up. If Israel got overrun tomorrow, most
Americans would see it as less upsetting than a
lost Super Bowl. They don't hate Israel. They don't
even hate Jews. They just aren't interested. Israel
is like, you know, a foreign country, over there.
Somewhere. "Huge Earthquake in Latvia." Yeah, well.
What's on channel four?
Me, I'd be nervous if my country, and my house
with my kids in it and my stereo and wine rack,
depended on one lobby.
Now, will The Lobby ever lose its grip, or will
the US ever stop saving Israel from itself? I don't
know. If I were an Israeli, I believe I'd rather
avoid making the experiment. Certainly people talk
about The Lobby more than they used to dare, and
some major columnists have gotten kind of blunt
about it. Pat Buchanan, Charlie Reese, Paul Craig
Roberts, and such for example. On the other hand,
most people don't read columns and anyway, Congress
is what counts, and it doesn't have to do what
people want.
Can anything shake AIPAC's control in
Washington? Yep. Money. Oil. Twelve dollar gas. The
American public is the most clueless in the First
World, but it knows the price of gas. So far, AIPAC
has had an easy ride because Israel hasn't really
cost much: a few billion a year in aid, some vetoes
in the UN, and a bunch of angry ragtops growling on
their sand dunes. This doesn't affect folks back in
the district. You can do anything you want in
Washington as long as people back home are
comfortable.
However, it is worth remembering that Congress
doesn't like AIPAC, or Israel. It fears them. The
moment Congress comes to fear people back home more
than it does AIPAC, it will change sides.
Now, the US is not heading in happy directions.
Economically, it was not so long ago the greatest
creditor nation; today it is the greatest debtor.
(The number-one creditor: China.) General Motors is
tottering, closing factories and firing people as
Japanese car-makers take over. Financial
institutions crump to be bailed out by the
government. Gas was at $4.15 yesterday in
California. The country seems to be in an economic
decline and hasn't figured it out, sort of like a
fifty-year -- old man who thinks he's nineteen.
Economic decline eventually means military
decline.
If Bush, Cheney, and AIPAC push the US into
attacking Iran, God only knows what will happen.
Bush, Cheney, and AIPAC don't know. At least their
record isn't encouraging: They pushed the country
into attacking Iraq, and look how that went. I'd
call it Iranian roulette with about a two-shot
revolver.
Even without Padre Kino it's easy to imagine the
region turning into an unparalleled mess with
America having to back out because it just doesn't
have the army, and crazed Wahabis coming to power
in Saudi Arabia, and OPEC, no longer afraid of the
US and hating it, setting prices wherever it wants.
Which probably wouldn't be downward. How much do
you trust in the mercy of Hugo Chavez?
If gas prices (and all prices dependent on
petroleum) hit truly absurd highs, every voter in
every congressional district will be screaming,
along with all his cousins, dogs, cats, and blowup
dolls, for cheap gas -- and the heads of those
responsible. If the choice ever becomes oil or
Israel, then Israel will lose. I would think AIPAC
would go to great lengths to prevent the choice
from materializing. But no. It wants to attack
Iran. As it wanted to attack Iraq. That's how smart
Apackers really are.
If there is anything that could ignite serious
hostility to Jews in the US, methinks this is it.
It would be something of a bum rap. Jews and AIPAC
are not the same thing. I know all sorts of Jews
who think attacking Iran is a fool idea.
Historically however Jews have been blamed for
what they have done, what they could have done,
what they might have done, what they didn't do, and
what they couldn't possibly have done. Respectable
voices begin blame The Lobby for getting America
into Iraq. (E.g., Michael
Scheuer, the former CIA analyst.) The charge is
only partly true: In a world in which the supply of
oil is getting dicey, colonization of Iraq would
give the US strategic control of lots of it. This,
I promise, has occurred to Dick Cheney. But
petro-strategic considerations are too complex for
the public mind. "AIPAC did it!" is much
simpler.
If I were Jewish, I would ask, "Is AIPAC really
helping Israel by enabling its crazies to make war
on everyone within reach while staring into the
face of onrushing demographic self-mutilation?" But
I'm just some Anglo in Mexico with a bottle of
Padre Kino.
Reed
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Copyright 2008 by Fred Reed and reproduced here by
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About
the Author (by the author):
Fred Reed is a Marine combat veteran, police
reporter, amateur biochemist, former long-haul
hitchhiker, and part-time sociopath living in
Mexico. Fred, a keyboard mercenary with a
disorganized past, has worked on staff for Army
Times, The Washingtonian, Soldier of Fortune,
Federal Computer Week, and The Washington
Times. He has been published in Playboy,
Soldier of Fortune, The Wall Street Journal, The
Washington Post, Harper's, National Review, Signal,
Air&Space, and suchlike. He has worked as a
police writer, technology editor, military
specialist, and authority on mercenary soldiers. He
is by all accounts as looney as a tune.
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sometimes deadly serious, always merciless
in their unmasking of the pretenses and
charlatans of society. Fred, a former
Marine, subscribes to no ideology ("an
ideology is just a systematic way of
misunderstanding the world") but
exuberantly wreaks havoc on practically
everything, and delights in everything
else: the psychotherapy swindle, squalling
feminists, race racketeers, damn fool
wars, red-light districts in Asia, and
tequila fests in Mexico, where he
lives.
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Be, by Fred Reed
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