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December
29, 2004
Down With
Education
Sort
Of
by Fred Reed
Some
years back, while laboring in the grim vineyards of
police correspondence for a metropolitan daily, I
appeared as a guest lecturer before a class of
undergraduates in criminology at the University of
Maryland. The idea of a major in criminology struck
me as peculiar, but apparently there was one. I was
to explain to the students the realities of police
work.
The adventure was a revelation. The kids, a
scruffy bunch dressed in student tatterdemalion,
heavy on minorities, were as lacking in polish as
in grammar. Their intelligence seemed low. They had
strong, simple prejudices instead of ideas, and no
inclination to examine them. The intellectual level
was that of a rural high school. They appeared to
be bored. They had no business in a
university.
Why, I wondered, were we forcing these
bedraggled beings to feign a scholarship which
appealed to them not at all, which they at once
endured and degraded -- and that at great expense
to the public? Why do we make this burdensome
imposition on people who do not want schooling, do
not need it, and do not understand what it is? It
is wrongheaded.
I submit that it makes no sense to inflict on
the unprepared and incapable a pretense of a
university education for no other reason that to
further a pretense of equality. What real purpose
is served? And yet this forcing of the unneeded on
the undesirous runs through all schooling in
America.
It makes little more sense to require that the
intelligent but uninterested study what they do not
like -- usually, the liberal arts. Doing so
accomplishes nothing. An engineer forced to read
Blake is merely an annoyed engineer. He will never
touch a book of poetry in his academic afterlife.
There is no reason why he should.
I think that we ought to abandon utterly any
requirement that vocational students waste time on
the liberal arts. Schools of engineering,
criminology, and business management are just that,
vocational schools, nothing more. They may be of a
high order. Graduating in electrical engineering
from a school of the first rank is not easy. Yet
the document awarded is not a diploma but a
trade-school certificate. So is a degree chemistry
or ophthalmology. All are evidence of training, not
education. If a student of chemistry wants to study
history, and many might, he should certainly be
enabled to do so. But it should not be
required.
Universities usually defend requirements in the
liberal arts on many grounds in which few believe.
I suggest that we cease to defend them at all. A
liberal schooling should be a luxury, like a yacht,
and should be regarded as such. The arts are not
for many and should be forced on none. They require
much and exact a price. Only the intelligent can
profit by them, and of the intelligent, few want
them. Why not make them voluntary?
I now hear of departments of English literature
which award degrees to students who have never read
Shakespeare or Chaucer. The students of course say
that such authors are "irrelevant." The literate
respond with horror, leaping to such barricades as
may be found in publications on coated
paper.
But the students are right. Shakespeare is
irrelevant. More accurately, Shakespeare is
irrelevant to anyone who believes that he is
irrelevant. You do not get a federal job by knowing
Chaucer, or having heard of Chaucer. Those forced
to study writers, or philosophy, or history they
don't want to study will gain nothing. Those who do
want to study them lose much, because the courses
will often be of sufficiently little rigor as not
to oppress the bored.
Yet there are intelligent young of inquiring
nature and breadth of mind to whom liberal studies
appeal -- students actually attracted to reading
Aeschylus in the original , and Asian history and
the Elder Edda, who want to study Fragonard and
Watteau. Let them. By so doing they harm no one.
Being turbulent adolescents under the influence of
evil hormones, they will need direction.
Nonetheless if a student chooses such schooling,
knowing what he is choosing, it is his
business.
It is not just in the universities that we force
the young to study things that mean nothing to them
and will have no influence on their lives. As
soundings of the public monotonously reveal, a
minority of the population is in possession of such
arcane information as the century in which the
Civil War occurred, or who fought in World War I,
or where Italy might be found on a map. Things are
yet worse: Far more people than we admit can barely
read. Most who can, don't. The United States is not
the well-schooled nation that it seems to believe
that it is.
The public schools, say some, have failed to
such a degree as to make their continuance
rationally unjustifiable. Yes, they fail, but why?
To some extent it is because they are expected to
do what cannot be done -- to educate the
uneducable. For reasons of dizzy idealism, we
pretend that all students have the wit to learn.
Thus we suffer high-sounding programs like No Child
Left Behind. You cannot ensure that no child will
be left behind. You can try to ensure that no child
will get ahead. To this we incline.
As in the universities, the difficulty is that
we refuse to separate the able from the rest, yet
insist on attempting to teach to the uninterested
things that they do not want to know. If this
effort bore fruit, it might be justified: A
disputable case can be made that the historically
literate are better equipped to vote, etc. But it
is easily demonstrated that the majority do not
learn much. Why bother?
A wise course, and therefore one impossible of
realization, might be to recognize that schooling
is inherently hierarchical and not susceptible to
populist leveling. A beginning would be to make all
study voluntary beyond, say, the sixth or eighth
grade. By then all would have learned to read who
were ever going to learn. Below the university
level, private schools unregulated by government
are the only way to let people study the subjects
they choose at the level of rigor that they want.
Freedom from federal intrusion is crucial. Nothing
else can prevent resentful minorities from imposing
invertebrate standards on all.
Fat chance.
Reed
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Copyright 2004 by Fred Reed and reproduced here by
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About the Author (by the author):
Fred Reed is a Marine combat veteran, police
reporter, amateur biochemist, former long-haul
hitchhiker, and part-time sociopath living in
Arlington, Virginia, across the Potomac River from
the Yankee Capital. Fred, a keyboard mercenary with
a disorganized past, has worked on staff for
Army Times, The Washingtonian, Soldier of
Fortune, Federal Computer Week, and The
Washington Times. He has been published in
Playboy, Soldier of Fortune, The Wall Street
Journal, The Washington Post, Harper's, National
Review, Signal, Air&Space, and suchlike. He
has worked as a police writer, technology editor,
military specialist, and authority on mercenary
soldiers. He is by all accounts as looney as a
tune.
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