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August
3, 2005
Why
Bernard Goldberg is Screwing Up America
A Review of
100 People Who Are Screwing Up
America
by Mike S. Adams, Ph.D.
Bernie
Goldberg really isn't screwing up America. I just
thought that headline would get his attention so I
could thank him for writing his best book yet. The
book is even better than the #1 New York Times
Bestseller Bias.
I loved that book, mainly because my Marxist
colleagues hated him for writing it. I guess that's
why I like Goldberg so much, even though we've
never met.
Almost
everyone who reads 100
People Who Are Screwing Up America will
have some names to add to the list and some they
wish to remove. Goldberg acknowledges that. But I
would caution readers of this great book to make
sure they don't get too caught up in examining the
list. If so, they risk overlooking the handful of
tremendous short essays, which comprise the first
fifty pages of this remarkably entertaining
book.
Without question, the best of those essays is
one called, "I'm offended, therefore I am." I agree
with Goldberg's suggestion that our new national
motto should be "What's in it for me?" I also like
that he recognizes that self-pity is at the core of
identity politics, which has produced a nation in
which the majority of Americans now proudly boast
that they are in some way "disadvantaged." He also
recognizes that this is a transparent effort to
compete for advantages unavailable to the minority
of Americans who are "advantaged."
When readers do finally get to the list, they
are in for a real treat. Specifically, there were
two reasons why I so enjoyed this list that I could
not put it down. First of all, it gave me new
reasons to dislike people I already dislike. Some
examples follow:
Sheila Jackson Lee. For years, I've known
that the race-baiting black Democratic
Congresswoman from Texas was a jackass. But I never
knew that she once complained about the lack of
"black names" for hurricanes. Lee's call to be more
racially sensitive when naming hurricanes is
hysterical. I can't wait for hurricane La Kisha to
hit the East Coast. Maybe we should call them
whore-icanes instead of hurricanes. That way, we
can keep all the rappers happy, too. What a boost
to black pride! Thanks for pointing all this
oppression out, congresswoman!
Eve Ensler. I knew the author of The
Vagina Monologues was a real nut when I read
her infamous play. She just talks about cha-chas a
little too freely to be normal. But, thanks to
Bernie, I now have a favorite Eve Ensler
election-year quote: "It's really important for us
to get our vaginas to the polls." Did she mean to
say polls or poles? Or was she talking about Poles?
I have a lot less restraint than Bernie Goldberg.
Sorry, I just couldn't resist.
Robert Byrd. We all know that the
Democratic Senator was in the KKK. But did you know
that after leaving the Klan and becoming an elected
official he wrote the following: "The Klan is
needed today as never before and I am anxious to
see its rebirth here in West Virginia
" He
went on to say that we need the KKK in every state.
And he is the only Senator who voted against the
confirmations of both Thurgood Marshall and
Clarence Thomas. Enough said.
Jimmy Carter. Before you go nodding in
agreement the next time someone says that Carter is
our best ex-President to date, read this book.
Among other things, you will learn that Carter
referred to the intifada as an uprising that
"exposed the injustices Palestinians suffered, just
like Bull Connor's mad dogs in Birmingham." He also
wrote to members of the UN Security Council trying
to undermine Bush's policies during the First Gulf
War. Then, picture him sitting next to Michael
Moore at the 2004 Democratic Convention. Our worst
president ever is also our worst ex-president
ever.
The second reason I like this book is that it
gave me some new people to dislike, along with good
reasons why I should dislike them. Some examples
follow:
Kerri Dunn. This visiting psychology
professor at Claremont-McKenna college in
California is a real piece of
shall we say,
work. She vandalized her own car by spray-painting
words like "kike wh**e" and "b***h" and then
reported it as a "hate crime." After classes were
canceled and thousands of students went to a
protest rally to denounce the "hate crime" the
police found her out. The school's president Pamela
Gann then stated that "the tremendous response of
our students and faculty
was very positive and
should not be forgotten. Their actions exemplified
the leadership skills and sense of civic
responsibility that we seek to develop in our
students
" I really can't wait until
California falls into the ocean. I hope the
colleges slide off the continent first.
Chris Ofili. He became a famous artist by
drawing a picture of the Virgin Mary. Then he
painted a bunch of female as*es on the canvas next
to her. He then rubbed elephant manure on the
canvas to top it all off. Nothing more need be
said.
Katherine Hanson. This feminist expert in
"the culture of violence" asserts that every year
nearly 4 million women are beaten to death in the
United States. Here's the problem: Only one million
U.S. women die per year from all causes
combined.
Ingrid Newkirk. The co-founder of PETA
gives us some insights into why her organization
ranks second only to NAMBLA in perversity. I can't
muster the words to do justice to this idiot. So,
I'll use her words instead. For example:
"Six million Jews died in concentration camps,
but six billion broiler chickens will die this year
in slaughterhouses." - 1983
"Even if animal research resulted in a cure for
AIDS, we'd be against it." &endash; 1989
"There is no rational basis for saying that a
human being has special rights. A rat is a pig is a
dog is a boy. They're all mammals." &endash;
1989
After Yasser Arafat bombed Israel, Newkirk was
incensed. But she was angry because Arafat used a
donkey to carry explosives. When the donkey was
killed, she asked him to "leave the animals out of
this conflict." Oh well, at least one explosive
jackass survived the episode.
All this PETA garbage makes me want to head to
the woods to hunt some game in Ingrid Newkirk's
honor. I think I'll invite Bernie Goldberg to go
with me. In the meantime, I've given you at least
eight good reasons to buy his book. There are only
about 92 more.
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An irreverent, disturbing look at
higher education through the eyes of a
former Leftist radical whose
disillusionment with the politics of
diversity and political correctness turned
him into a "token" campus
Conservative.
Portrayed by the university
administration and mainstream media as a
"flame-thrower," Professor Adams lampoons
sacred cows such as affirmative action,
Gay Pride, cultural sensitivity training,
multi-culturalism, censorship and other
"sins" committed in the name of academic
freedom.
Dr. Mike S. Adams, a professor of
Criminal Justice at the University of
North Carolina at Wilmington, is a regular
contributor to conservative web and print
publications. He recently defended himself
against a charge of libel in a
high-profile free-speech controversy that
landed him on numerous top-ranked national
TV and radio shows, including Rush
Limbaugh, CNN and Hannity &
Colmes.
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Welcome
to the Ivory Tower of Babel: Confessions
of a Conservative College
Professor,
by
Mike S. Adams
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Mike
S. Adams was born in Columbus, Mississippi on
October 30, 1964. While a student at Clear Lake
High School in Houston, TX, his team won the state
5A soccer championship. He graduated from C.L.H.S.
in 1983 with a 1.8 GPA. He was ranked 734 among a
class of 740, largely as a result of flunking
English all four years of high school. After
obtaining an Associate's degree in psychology from
San Jacinto College, he moved on to Mississippi
State University where he joined the Sigma Chi
Fraternity. While living in the fraternity house,
his GPA rose to 3.4, allowing him to finish his
B.A., and then to pursue a Master's in Psychology.
In 1990, he turned down a chance to pursue a PhD in
psychology from the University of Georgia, opting
instead to remain at Mississippi State to study
Sociology/Criminology. This decision was made
entirely on the basis of his reluctance to quit his
night job as member of a musical duo. Playing music
in bars and at fraternity parties and weddings
financed his education. He also played for free
beer.
Upon
getting his doctorate in 1993, Adams, then an
atheist and a Democrat, was hired by UNC-Wilmington
to teach in the criminal justice program. A few
years later, Adams abandoned his atheism and also
became a Republican. He also nearly abandoned
teaching when he took a one-year leave of absence
to study law at UNC-Chapel Hill in 1998. After
returning to teach at UNC-Wilmington, Adams won the
Faculty Member of the Year award (issued by the
Office of the Dean of Students) for the second time
in 2000.
After
his involvement in a well publicized free speech
controversy in the wake of the 911 terror attacks,
Adams became a vocal critic of the diversity
movement in academia. After making appearances on
shows like Hannity and Colmes, the O'Reilly Factor,
and Scarborough Country, Adams was asked to write a
column for the Heritage Foundation's
Townhall.com.
Today
he enjoys the privilege of expressing himself both
as a teacher and a writer. In his spare time, he
loves spending time with his wife, Krysten. He is
also an avid hunter and reader of classic
literature.
Visit his website at http://www.DrAdams.org.
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