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October
12, 2007
Diversity
Stories: How to Put a Condom on a
Cucumber
by Mike S. Adams, Ph.D.
Just
a few minutes before I sat down to write this
column, the Dean of Arts and Sciences at
UNC-Wilmington sent the following note:
"Colleagues: The Chancellor and Provost are
making a special point at Deans' Council and
Administrative Cabinet of asking us what's going on
in the area of diversity. Whenever there are
activities or achievements in your units that
support the university's diversity goal, I would
appreciate your passing them along to me so I'll
have some good stuff to report at these meetings.
Thanks, David."
Naturally, as a columnist who writes almost
exclusively on diversity issues, I'm in a great
position to pass along news and information
relating to the university's efforts to fulfill its
commitment to diversity. One story that comes to
mind involves the Women's Resource Center (WRC) --
a unit that may well epitomize the university's
commitment to diversity in higher education.
Last April, our College Republican (CR) chapter
was having a Global Cooling Day, which, among other
things, sought to make fun of Al Gore -- an
innocent activity given the former Vice President's
outstanding sense of humor. It was a fun day
despite the fact that a) it was unseasonably cold,
and b) some representatives from the WRC had a
table set up not far from where our CR table was
located.
When one of our CR officers saw some feminists
from the WRC putting condoms on cucumbers, he
decided to approach them to ask a few questions.
Since he was single I feared he would ask the
obviously sexually frustrated ladies for a date,
perhaps simultaneously. But, I was wrong. He acted
like a real gentleman, even though he's a
registered Republican.
In a very nice manner, our CR officer alerted
the ladies to the fact that some grade school
children (who were visiting UNCW) were standing
nearby watching the ladies help the cucumbers
prepare to engage in safe sexual intercourse. The
ladies responded flippantly saying that the kids
had no idea what they were doing at their table and
that the kids didn't have to look at the WRC table
anyway.
For a second I thought the student feminists had
a point. After all, it could be argued that even
they didn't know what they were doing since
everyone knows a cucumber can't get anyone pregnant
or pass on a sexually transmitted disease. But
there was one little problem: The children were
pointing at the feminists and laughing.
Of course, I'm not criticizing the school
children. I point at feminists and laugh every now
and then, too. Nor am I criticizing the feminists.
After all, they are really demonstrating that the
WRC has finally committed itself to a diversity of
ideas at UNCW. Let me explain.
When, in 2003, the WRC placed a large sign with
the word "p***y" in front of the cafeteria,
then-WRC Director Elizabeth Ervin blamed it on a
student. I thought that was a clever idea.
When, in 2005, the WRC advertised an event with
the word "vagina" flashing on a large sign in front
of the school (and right in front of a church), one
of the feminist stars of the event pointed out that
people could just look the other way if offended. I
thought that was a clever idea, too.
Now, in 2007, the WRC is employing both of these
ideas in its mission to show people how to properly
put on a condom -- an activity making them almost
as useful as those flight attendants who show
people how to adjust an airplane safety belt.
First, they make sure that all condom-related
activity is handled by the students so they can
employ the Elizabethan method of blaming it on the
students. Next, they make sure that any detractors
are told that anyone who might be offended has the
option of simply turning his/her/or its head to
avoid further offense.
Of course, the best part of this little
diversity story is that a local Crisis Pregnancy
Center (CPC) is now planning to follow the lead of
the feminists. They are starting a new CPC student
activist group that will petition the WRC website
host to include information about them next to
information
about Planned Parenthood.
This is a good idea because the CPC has long
been sending requests to the WRC asking them for
representation on the website -- requests that,
until now, have been ignored by the censorious
feminists. But since the students pay mandatory
fees that are occasionally spent by the WRC, there
can be no more viewpoint discrimination in response
to their requests (see Wisconsin v. Southworth,
2000).
For years, the WRC at UNCW had been
discriminating against our local CPC. And this
discrimination has often been justified by deeming
them to be "offensive." But now the once-censored
are preparing to take a new approach by a) blaming
any offensive speech on some students, and b)
telling the offended to just look the other
way.
The more I work here at a liberal university,
the more I learn about how to deal with the
narrow-minded diversity crowd. And maybe some day
I'll figure out why they ruin so many good
cucumbers that could be given to homeless women.
I'm told they are just as bored and sexually
frustrated as most feminists with tenure.
Adams
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S. Adams was born in Columbus, Mississippi on
October 30, 1964. While a student at Clear Lake
High School in Houston, TX, his team won the state
5A soccer championship. He graduated from C.L.H.S.
in 1983 with a 1.8 GPA. He was ranked 734 among a
class of 740, largely as a result of flunking
English all four years of high school. After
obtaining an Associate's degree in psychology from
San Jacinto College, he moved on to Mississippi
State University where he joined the Sigma Chi
Fraternity. While living in the fraternity house,
his GPA rose to 3.4, allowing him to finish his
B.A., and then to pursue a Master's in Psychology.
In 1990, he turned down a chance to pursue a PhD in
psychology from the University of Georgia, opting
instead to remain at Mississippi State to study
Sociology/Criminology. This decision was made
entirely on the basis of his reluctance to quit his
night job as member of a musical duo. Playing music
in bars and at fraternity parties and weddings
financed his education. He also played for free
beer.
Upon
getting his doctorate in 1993, Adams, then an
atheist and a Democrat, was hired by UNC-Wilmington
to teach in the criminal justice program. A few
years later, Adams abandoned his atheism and also
became a Republican. He also nearly abandoned
teaching when he took a one-year leave of absence
to study law at UNC-Chapel Hill in 1998. After
returning to teach at UNC-Wilmington, Adams won the
Faculty Member of the Year award (issued by the
Office of the Dean of Students) for the second time
in 2000.
After
his involvement in a well publicized free speech
controversy in the wake of the 911 terror attacks,
Adams became a vocal critic of the diversity
movement in academia. After making appearances on
shows like Hannity and Colmes, the O'Reilly Factor,
and Scarborough Country, Adams was asked to write a
column for the Heritage Foundation's
Townhall.com.
Today
he enjoys the privilege of expressing himself both
as a teacher and a writer. In his spare time, he
loves spending time with his wife, Krysten. He is
also an avid hunter and reader of classic
literature.
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