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November
27, 2007
I'm
Embarrassed to be White
by Mike S. Adams, Ph.D.
The
other day a skinny white boy came to me complaining
about his teacher's "anti-white racist remarks."
These remarks were made while the teacher was
lecturing in a course here at UNC-White (Oops! I
mean, UNC-Wilmington). After listing a bunch of bad
things white people have done to black people, the
professor stated in front of a racially-mixed
audience: "You know
I'm actually embarrassed
to be white."
The student thought this made his teacher look
like an "anti-white racist." But looks can be
deceiving. In reality, like most white "liberals,"
the teacher is really a white supremacist.
In order to demonstrate the true nature of this
professor's racism, I suggested the student spend a
few days emulating his professor's conduct. He
could start in the very class where he heard the
"I'm actually embarrassed to be white" remark. Here
are some specific suggestions I gave to the skinny
white boy:
When a white person comes into class late, tell
him "You make me embarrassed to be white."
When a white person's cell phone goes off in
class, tell him "You make me embarrassed to be
white."
When a white person says something dumb in
class, tell him "You make me embarrassed to be
white."
And, finally, when his white professor says "You
know
I'm actually embarrassed to be white"
say "You know
I'm actually embarrassed
you're white, too. For once, we agree on
something."
Try this yourself and see how long it takes for
the nearest black person to realize that you have
higher expectations for white people simply because
of the color of their skin. Since this places you
at risk of being labeled a white supremacist, or
getting your skinny white ass kicked, I will do the
following (so I cannot be accused of personal
cowardice):
When I see the Director of Diversity at UNCW, I
will say that Dog Chapman "Sure makes me
embarrassed to be white. I wish he was black. Then
I wouldn't be embarrassed because whites and blacks
are not members of the same race."
When I see our token black political scientist
at UNCW, I will say that "Senator Joe from Delaware
makes me embarrassed to be white. He's pretty
inarticulate for a white guy."
When I see the Chancellor of UNCW, I will tell
her that her decision to put herself in an ad in
the otherwise all-black "Black Pages" - a version
of the "White Pages" meant to advertise black owned
businesses - "makes me embarrassed to be white."
She'll understand what I mean because she's already
trying desperately to be black.
Finally, I'll go to the next all black faculty
meeting and introduce myself to black faculty
saying "I thank God that none of you are white.
This segregation thing has been a terrible
embarrassment to my great race. But you people go
right ahead."
Then, after I'm done apologizing for all the
dumb things white people do, I'll spend the rest of
the afternoon at the tanning bed.
But, of course, this business of trying to walk
out on the white race is surely not the white thing
to do (Oops! I mean the right thing to do). Instead
of having enlightened "liberals" - like the skinny
white boy's professor - leave the white race we
could declare certain whites to be
"in-authentically white." Let me explain.
For years on our campuses, blacks who do not
agree with affirmative action -- or any other
mainstream "liberal" policies -- have been labeled
"in-authentically black." By dubbing blacks
"in-authentic" for other reasons - being too
educated, too grammatically correct, or too
family-oriented -- "liberals" have half-succeeded
in fulfilling their dream of white supremacy in the
name of "diversity" and "tolerance."
Now, by purging the white race of all of those
who do not live up to the "liberal" ideals of white
moral superiority, we can create a truly
enlightened master race. Sound confusing and
ridiculous? Welcome to UNCW (The University of
Non-Caucasian Wannabes).
People at the Office of Campus Diversity tell me
I need to learn to be more tolerant -- especially
of white "liberals" with a superior vision of the
way things ought to be. But I just can't tolerate
white supremacy. I could tolerate a black
supremacist. But I expect so much more from white
people.
Adams
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Portrayed by the university
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Dr. Mike S. Adams, a professor of
Criminal Justice at the University of
North Carolina at Wilmington, is a regular
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Mike
S. Adams was born in Columbus, Mississippi on
October 30, 1964. While a student at Clear Lake
High School in Houston, TX, his team won the state
5A soccer championship. He graduated from C.L.H.S.
in 1983 with a 1.8 GPA. He was ranked 734 among a
class of 740, largely as a result of flunking
English all four years of high school. After
obtaining an Associate's degree in psychology from
San Jacinto College, he moved on to Mississippi
State University where he joined the Sigma Chi
Fraternity. While living in the fraternity house,
his GPA rose to 3.4, allowing him to finish his
B.A., and then to pursue a Master's in Psychology.
In 1990, he turned down a chance to pursue a PhD in
psychology from the University of Georgia, opting
instead to remain at Mississippi State to study
Sociology/Criminology. This decision was made
entirely on the basis of his reluctance to quit his
night job as member of a musical duo. Playing music
in bars and at fraternity parties and weddings
financed his education. He also played for free
beer.
Upon
getting his doctorate in 1993, Adams, then an
atheist and a Democrat, was hired by UNC-Wilmington
to teach in the criminal justice program. A few
years later, Adams abandoned his atheism and also
became a Republican. He also nearly abandoned
teaching when he took a one-year leave of absence
to study law at UNC-Chapel Hill in 1998. After
returning to teach at UNC-Wilmington, Adams won the
Faculty Member of the Year award (issued by the
Office of the Dean of Students) for the second time
in 2000.
After
his involvement in a well publicized free speech
controversy in the wake of the 911 terror attacks,
Adams became a vocal critic of the diversity
movement in academia. After making appearances on
shows like Hannity and Colmes, the O'Reilly Factor,
and Scarborough Country, Adams was asked to write a
column for the Heritage Foundation's
Townhall.com.
Today
he enjoys the privilege of expressing himself both
as a teacher and a writer. In his spare time, he
loves spending time with his wife, Krysten. He is
also an avid hunter and reader of classic
literature.
Visit his website at http://www.DrAdams.org.
E-mail: adams_mike@hotmail.com
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