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January
1, 2008
My New
Year's Gun Control Resolution
by Mike S. Adams, Ph.D.
Lately,
liberals (read: statists) have been giving me a
hard time about my opposition to a gun control
initiative that would limit gun purchases to one
per month per owner. Since I a) don't like the
government telling me how many guns I can own, and
b) just hate having liberals (read: statists) mad
at me, I've come up with a solution. It takes the
form of a New Year's resolution sure to make
everyone happy (myself especially).
I hereby resolve to help the cause of gun
control in America by purchasing only one gun per
month in 2008. Naturally, I am providing a list of
those guns below with pretty pictures you can
access with a click of the mouse. I hope you enjoy
the following selections:
January - Beretta
.32 Auto Tomcat
This is a great little gun to purchase if you
are having trouble finding a gun that will fit
inside the fanny pack you use when you are jogging.
Of course, I don't use a fanny pack when I am
jogging but after I buy this sweet little Beretta
I'll have a good excuse to buy one.
February - Walther
380 Auto
This year I plan to adopt a nineteen year old
girl who still has two years of college left (at
Bucknell University). Her boyfriend is pretty big
but he's often busy studying for medical school. So
I plan to buy her this stainless 380 for personal
protection. It is both an accurate and a reliable
weapon. Plus, she thinks it's "cute."
March - Sig
Sauer 226 9mm Elite
My friend Barry Whitehead shoots a Sig 9mm with
a 3.9-inch barrel. The gun is so accurate that I
can hardly imagine the 4.4-inch barrel version to
be better. But I plan to find out with this lovely
spring purchase. Just in case a Democrat is elected
president I want to make sure I have plenty of 9mm
weapons that take 15-round magazines (before they
re-ban them). This Sig fits my requirements and
it's also "cute."
April -
Smith and Wesson Model 610 10mm
Revolver
I've been considering a 10mm Automatic for some
time but, like many readers, I've been worried
about the price and availability of the 10mm
cartridge. That problem has now been solved with my
discovery of the Model 610, which also shoots the
S&W .40 caliber round. This is a good side arm
for hog hunters. I plan to buy the version with the
four-inch barrel.
May - Ruger
Super Redhawk .45 Colt
The .45 Colt is the second best home defense
weapon - finishing a distant second behind the 12
gauge pump shotgun. But this new double-action .45
Colt has one advantage over the shotgun: It can be
placed on your passenger seat in plain view of the
would-be carjacker.
June - Beretta
Stampede (Deluxe) Single Action Revolver in .357 or
.45 Colt
This is a pretty gun. I would like to have about
72 of these -- 36 in .357 and 36 in .45 Colt -
sitting around the house. Fresh out of the box and
never fired, of course. That would be heaven.
July - Browning
BAR 7mm Rem. Mag.
I've been told that the 7mm Rem. Mag. is the
best Elk round available. I intend to find out one
way or another. If I'm ever attacked by a an Elk
out here on the East Coast I'll be more than ready.
If that doesn't happen, I guess I'm due for a road
trip to Colorado.
August - Browning
BLR 30.06
Many of my friends say that the 30.06 is the
best round for hog and black bear hunting. I plan
to test the theory with this late summer purchase.
I feel quite a bit safer with a lever action as
opposed to a semi-auto. I also feel quite a bit
better now that I've shared my feelings with my
readers.
September - Ruger
10/22 Camo Rifle
This is a good first gun for anyone. I would
suggest it for the novice hunter interested in
sharpening his skills on squirrels, rabbits, and
other small game.
October - Remington
1187 12-Gauge Super Magnum
My friend Barry Whitehead says I need to take up
goose hunting. I learned long ago that one should
never ignore the advice of Barry Whitehead when it
comes to guns. This model will do the trick. The
Remington is, in my opinion, the best shotgun for
the money.
November - Browning
Over/Under Cynergy "Field" Shotgun
I've been thinking about getting a new shotgun
for quail hunting. I feel more comfortable with an
over/under than with a semi-auto. After all, I
occasionally hunt with a 78 year old lawyer. One
can never be too careful.
December - Kimber
Valier SXS Grade II Double-Barrel
Shotgun
I have decided to reward myself with this beauty
for a Christmas gift. The 16-gauge with 26-inch
barrels should do the trick for pheasant hunting.
My only problem is that I cannot decide between a)
the Color Case, b) the Bone Charcoal, or c) the
Blue receiver.
Please drop me an email at www.DrAdams.org
and let me know what you think.
Adams
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former Leftist radical whose
disillusionment with the politics of
diversity and political correctness turned
him into a "token" campus
Conservative.
Portrayed by the university
administration and mainstream media as a
"flame-thrower," Professor Adams lampoons
sacred cows such as affirmative action,
Gay Pride, cultural sensitivity training,
multi-culturalism, censorship and other
"sins" committed in the name of academic
freedom.
Dr. Mike S. Adams, a professor of
Criminal Justice at the University of
North Carolina at Wilmington, is a regular
contributor to conservative web and print
publications. He recently defended himself
against a charge of libel in a
high-profile free-speech controversy that
landed him on numerous top-ranked national
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Welcome
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Mike
S. Adams was born in Columbus, Mississippi on
October 30, 1964. While a student at Clear Lake
High School in Houston, TX, his team won the state
5A soccer championship. He graduated from C.L.H.S.
in 1983 with a 1.8 GPA. He was ranked 734 among a
class of 740, largely as a result of flunking
English all four years of high school. After
obtaining an Associate's degree in psychology from
San Jacinto College, he moved on to Mississippi
State University where he joined the Sigma Chi
Fraternity. While living in the fraternity house,
his GPA rose to 3.4, allowing him to finish his
B.A., and then to pursue a Master's in Psychology.
In 1990, he turned down a chance to pursue a PhD in
psychology from the University of Georgia, opting
instead to remain at Mississippi State to study
Sociology/Criminology. This decision was made
entirely on the basis of his reluctance to quit his
night job as member of a musical duo. Playing music
in bars and at fraternity parties and weddings
financed his education. He also played for free
beer.
Upon
getting his doctorate in 1993, Adams, then an
atheist and a Democrat, was hired by UNC-Wilmington
to teach in the criminal justice program. A few
years later, Adams abandoned his atheism and also
became a Republican. He also nearly abandoned
teaching when he took a one-year leave of absence
to study law at UNC-Chapel Hill in 1998. After
returning to teach at UNC-Wilmington, Adams won the
Faculty Member of the Year award (issued by the
Office of the Dean of Students) for the second time
in 2000.
After
his involvement in a well publicized free speech
controversy in the wake of the 911 terror attacks,
Adams became a vocal critic of the diversity
movement in academia. After making appearances on
shows like Hannity and Colmes, the O'Reilly Factor,
and Scarborough Country, Adams was asked to write a
column for the Heritage Foundation's
Townhall.com.
Today
he enjoys the privilege of expressing himself both
as a teacher and a writer. In his spare time, he
loves spending time with his wife, Krysten. He is
also an avid hunter and reader of classic
literature.
Visit his website at http://www.DrAdams.org.
E-mail: adams_mike@hotmail.com
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